Southern California Winter 2026–27
EL NIÑO IS COMING
Southern California's forecast calls for rain, wind, flooding... and a 100% chance you're going to want pizza.
Presented irresponsibly by
Mama Roscoe's Pizzeria.
Weather information
presented responsibly.
THE
EL NIÑO
PIZZA
ðŸŒ¶ï¸ Roasted Red Peppers
ðŸ Pineapple
🧅 Roasted Red Onion
ðŸŒ¶ï¸ Jalapeño
🥩 Savory Sausage
🔥 Red Pepper Flakes
SWEET. SPICY. SAVORY. A LITTLE UNPREDICTABLE.
El Niño Survival Guide
DON’T PANIC. PREPARE. THEN ORDER PIZZA.
Before The Rain
Clean gutters and drains, inspect roofs, trim vegetation, know where water collects.
OPEN GUIDE >When The Rain Starts
Watch alerts. Charge phones. Avoid unnecessary travel.
OPEN GUIDE >Flooding
NEVER drive through floodwater. Turn around, do not drown.
OPEN GUIDE >Power Outages
Flashlights, batteries, radio, food, water, medications.
OPEN GUIDE >Coastal Areas
High surf, erosion and coastal flooding. Stay informed.
OPEN GUIDE >Pizza Emergency
Symptoms include hunger, indecision and excessive cravings. Recommended treatment: Mama Roscoe's.
OPEN GUIDE >EL NIÑO HISTORY — REMEMBER THESE?
1982–83
1997–98
2015–16
2026–27 – ???
Learn More
BUILD YOUR EL NIÑO KIT
Shop NowLIVE STORM CENTER
101°F
Sunny
STUCK INSIDE? WE’VE GOT YOU.
Order Now
WEATHER INFORMATION: Use official NWS / NOAA alerts for emergency decisions. This site mixes real preparedness information with satire and pizza marketing.